Wednesday, January 19, 2011

This man's penis must be in the point and laugh category

So, I got my unfill today, but... Man!  he did not want to give it to me.  The only thing I can think of is that he takes someone wanting an unfill as a personal afront to his manhood.  Perhaps he thinks it's like having to admit he made a mistake or something stupid like that... you know how touchy some men can get...  All I can say is that it was a hard sell, though one I never doubted for a second I'd win.

Some highlights....
When I told him I'd been vomiting both food and liquids - first he asked with all kinds of derision in his voice things about whether or not I was eating way too fast, or not chewing enough.  I was able to calmly explain how I'd been a little worried about the size of the fill and had been extra careful with all of that.  He moved on to questioning me about whether I had switched to liquids for two full days after I vomited.  (um... well I did switch for one day, but that was because I was so swollen, nothing else could possibly pass through that little opening - and I think living on liquids for 2 out of ever 3 days, since I was vomiting nearly every time I ate solids is not what the band is all about you dorko - but maybe that's just me)  I didn't actually say that part to him.  I just told him what a great guy he was and how much I wanted to give him a blow job.

So when that line of questioning failed he asked how much I was eating at any one time and I told him I was not able to eat a half a cup (Which I totally thought would work for him as he's always preached eating 1/2 C at a time).  He told me it certainly wasn't necessary to be able to eat 1/2 C of food.  (yeah, okay, maybe it's not, but what if I just want to be able to eat at least that much?)  Again, I praised his manhood and he continued...

Questioning how often I am eating.  He's a firm believer in three meals a day and nothing else, but I answered honestly that I eat five or six small things each day.  He was horrified.  If you are eating 1/2 C six times a day that is WAY too much food.  (Okay, give me a fucking break.  You can't possibly think - based on quantity alone - that a total of 6 C of food in a day is entirely too much).  I convinced him I wasn't eating anything even close to 1/2 C each time.

After a little more sucking up and sucking off (okay ew, not really).  He finally gave me the .5cc unfill that I wanted all along.  No question this guy's a moron, but at least I got what I wanted this time.

12 comments:

Sandy Lee said...

Yeah he's a dork. A real numbnut. My doc is a real doll. Walked in this afternoon for my 0.1 cc fill. He didn't do the surgery, but he is my support. Nice and calm and we decide together if the clinic forgets to send him instructions. You gotta get someone who is in this with you. Gotta read your last MIL post.

Libby said...

What a dueche. I think it's time to see if there is someone else you can see. Does he not have a PA or nurse who does fills?

Justawallflower said...

Wow, I would love to make an appointment with this guy just to completely mess with him! what an a hole! I'm glad he didn't completely dueche it up by taking it all out!

Bonnie said...

It really sucks you have to deal with such an ass. I'm glad you got what you want.

Stephanie said...

Good grief. What an ASS! I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, Read. Sending *HUGS* to you.

amandakiska said...

I agree with Libby. I hope you can find someone else. This guy is an ass.

Drazil said...

Wow. Just wow.

Lee Ann said...

Sounds like the King of Douche Baggery. Yep. But yeah, you did what you had to do...stroke that manhood and make him think he's in charge.......wow, little do they know how powerful we are....maybe he doesn't have a PA or nurse b/c no one wants to perform "favors" anymore? bwahahahaha!!!

Miss Vickie "The Queen Bee" said...

What a jack ass! I'm sorry, but 1/2 c of food 3x a day is not enough to live on! I eat 1c of food x a day. I don't usually snack unless I am hungry. Believe me, 1c is not a lot of food either, but I am satisfied with it. I would run, not walk, to another surgeon! Good lord, a moron of a doctor AND an extended stay MIL. You poor thing!

~Lisa~ said...

Words fail me.. doesn't happen often, but words are failing me...

You deserve so much better Read..

(((hugggsss)))

LDswims said...

What a serious pain in the arse!

Joey said...

Um. What? If you were to eat an ideal band diet of a total of 1.5 C a day that would be like 500 calories a day. Hello, starvation mode? Quack.