No matter how it seems to be going down....
You. Can. NOT. Eat. Eggs. In. The. Morning.
And really, maybe not ever. But seriously idiot... don't do that again!!! What? Are you crazy? Did you not say to yourself as you were making breakfast for Jack and Ricky - "you can have some bacon, but you can not have eggs." You said that, didn't you? Yes you did, you idiot!!! Did you listen.. uh.. what do you think? AND!!!! Not only did you have eggs (and the fact that it was probably less than 1/2 an egg worth is wholly irrelevant!) you had a piece of toast.. or half a piece anyway.. too.
Jesus you're a stupid idiot sometime.