Sunday, June 12, 2011

*Those* dreams and a butt-cano....

1) Teddy is having wet dreams and the fact that I know this makes me want to kill myself.  He asked Brad about it - which of course I think is wonderful that he feels like he can.  But then Brad felt compelled to share it with me, the big 'ol meanie.  Seriously, I did not need that information.  I definitely could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that. 

2) Jackson just did a book report on a fantasy book and being Jackson he chose "The Day My Butt Went Psycho".   Part of the project was to depict a scene from the book and Jack chose to do that with clay.  He recreated the butt-cano.  (which naturally is a volcano that spits out butts - which in the book are trying to take over the world).  I thought you all needed to see an actual butt-cano.

That really big butt there... he's (somehow I am thinking of all the asses as male - is that wrong?) known as 'The Great White Butt'.  (as if you didn't already know that!)

This is how we spent our weekend - I bet you're all totally jealous.

7 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Wow. A butt-cano. That's awesome.

And that's funny about Teddy. One of my friends got a coffee table book, Across America, or something like that for Christmas. It features cities and sights across the U.S. Her 7 year old was flipping through and came across a photo of a Vegas showgirl wearing pasties on her nipples. He asked his dad, "why doesn't she have a shirt on?" The dad pretended to be perplexed. The son then confessed, "It makes my weiner feel weird."

Rachel said...

The butt cano made me laugh in appropriately like your Ricky stories.

Amanda said...

LOL! Okay now I really don't want a boy!

Dawnya said...

I love the Jackson is so creative. Gotta love those kids. OMG...I can't believe Teddy is having wet dreams. That is just so wrong...on so many levels.

Ronnie said...

I needed to know that! I gotta know what to look forward to once my boys start school! I hope they get fun projects like that. :) Oh, and I'm avoiding talking about the wet dreams. lol

~Lisa~ said...

Aren't boys wonderful?? I absolutely LOVED the butt-cano!! Just loved it!!

Justawallflower said...

This is freakin hilarious, and I am glad it is for a school project. When posted on facebook I just thought you guys had a thing for butts!