1) Teddy is having wet dreams and the fact that I know this makes me want to kill myself. He asked Brad about it - which of course I think is wonderful that he feels like he can. But then Brad felt compelled to share it with me, the big 'ol meanie. Seriously, I did not need that information. I definitely could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that.
2) Jackson just did a book report on a fantasy book and being Jackson he chose "The Day My Butt Went Psycho". Part of the project was to depict a scene from the book and Jack chose to do that with clay. He recreated the butt-cano. (which naturally is a volcano that spits out butts - which in the book are trying to take over the world). I thought you all needed to see an actual butt-cano.
This is how we spent our weekend - I bet you're all totally jealous.