Monday, February 28, 2011

Do you have an evil alter ego?

Do you ever get the feeling you’ve been possessed by a hungry, less sane person than yourself?  One who can ignore all your (the sane one) admonitions that eating one more bite (or 236) is too much?  One who thinks nothing of having peanut clusters before breakfast?  One who stupidly goes grocery shopping while starved and buys a cake mix – just for the hell of it?  One who has a couple of bites – protein first – of the huge cobb salad she bought for lunch and proceeds to throw them back up… But… continues to eat every single bite?  One who’s so full she’s wildly uncomfortable, nearly doubled over as she’s scouring the kitchen for something sugar filled to eat?  One who flat out ignores that there is a medical device implanted inside your body to help keep you from massively overeating?  One who has a very excited a-ha moment when she remembers there is a cake mix and quickly makes the cake batter before anyone can come and remind her that she’s full to the point of bursting?  One who sits down with a spoon with the bowl of batter and does her best to cram some more in?

Yeah, me neither.

14 comments:

Shannon said...

yes and she is a bitch! i try to hit her over the head a couple of times and it never seems to work.

Tina said...

yup..i know that ego well. The fills kept mine at bay for almost 3 years but oddly she is coming back now at maintenance...:(

Good luck at banishing her!

xxxooo

~Sandi @ This one time at 'band' camp... said...

Yes and I am pretty sure 'she' has siblings!!! Just saying...

Ronnie said...

I wish I could say I'd never met her before in my life, but I mine reared her ugly head this morning. :(

Alison said...

Oh yes, she visited yesterday. Hope that yours clears off soon (and takes mine with her!)

Banded Mommy (Angie) said...

Funny thing is I just met her yesterday and she won't leave. I despise her and I would love to just beat the living crap out of her. I say we all get together and jump that bitch! :)
Yes you are not alone. Pull her aside and give her one of those mean mommy talks like I just did to mine and show her who is boss!! :)
Good luck!

amandakiska said...

Mmmmmm....peanut clusters and cake mix...

Amber said...

Oh, I know her very well. Thing is, I try to tell her to go away and she comes back with a vengence. Ugh... :)

Theresa aka Tessie Rose said...

Yeah, I can usually shut her up with candy though!

Drazil said...

Um...my evil alter ego is way more evil than yours...I eat marshmallows covered in caramel right before I bathe in rainbow Skittles and drink from the soda faucet.

Beth Ann said...

Oh Lordy, I so know her. Be gone!

Bonnie said...

My alter ego is a lush and makes phone calls when she means to text. :)

Dr. (se)X said...
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Joey said...

Yes. Yes. And yes.