Sunday, December 19, 2010

Some words for this beautiful holiday morning....

slime
projectile
coughing
puking
Holy Hell
tissues
toilets

And three children (we have an extra one) running around wanting more waffles.  I had two, count them two, very small bites of butter drenched waffle (purposely butter drenched thinking the extra moisture would be good in the morning - and well, yeah... who doesn't love extra butter?)  But seriously... Holy Hell!

How does this work - seriously I ate an entire Qdoba chicken taco salad last night for dinner - the whole damn thing.  The shell and all.  And I was full as Hell and it gave me serious shoulder pain, but I didn't have the slightest issue getting it down.  And this morning - 2 tiny dripping pieces of waffle and if I don't die on my own, I may have to kill myself.  How does this work - I totally don't get it.

Okay - I'm done now.

9 comments:

Alison said...

I have no idea, seems to be no rhyme or reason. Hope that you're feeling better soon.

Linda said...

I hope you stomach calms down soon. Well I know I don't attempt to eat what I do at night vs. morning. There is just no way anymore. I really open up as the day goes on so am just at a point that I have totally different foods for AM/PM.

Jacquie said...

Ouch! Mornings are definitely tighter for me too! Go slow today so you don't add more stress to your stoma as you are probably swollen.

Miss Vickie "The Queen Bee" said...

You might want to stick to liquids and mushies today. Give your tummy time to settle down.

Lonicera said...

I'm convinced it's because some part of the meal you had the night before (or at some previous time) adhered to the sides of the pouch near the band itself, acting as a natural partial obstruction - I once coughed up two beans (totally dry, which was weird) which I knew I had eaten 8 days earlier - and in the intervening period I had felt terribly overfilled. As soon as I coughed them up - suddenly all was OK.
There just isn't enough proper research about what happens inside with a band, is there?
Caroline

FitBy40 said...

No rhyme or reason, I learned that the hard way.
I hope tomorrow is a better day!

Silverhairedgoddess said...

I love reading your posts -

Thanks for those words - they will keep me focused this Christmas holiday cause I don't want to do any of them !!!!

Silverhairedgoddess said...

I love reading your posts -

Thanks for those words - they will keep me focused this Christmas holiday cause I don't want to do any of them !!!!

Bonnie said...

At least you are not the only one with a crazy band. Definitely tighter in the morning.