Hello, my name is Read. I'm addicted to carbs.
I don't know why this happened. I swear it was never true before I got banded - or at least not like this. I think it's about what I can eat easily... think mashed potatoes.
It doesn't seem to matter that the potatoes might suck - meh. I'll still eat them. Maybe throw in a little stove top stuffing too... Seriously! The only time I used to ever eat either of those things was when I was hung over. That's always been my go to thing for hangovers - give me carbs or give me death. But other than that... uh, not so much... until I got this thing in me... well maybe at thanksgiving - but... eh.
I swear I get home from work every day after eating really well and having been perfectly satisfied and then I'll eat something like... boxed mashed potatoes - I don't even like them. What the hell is wrong with me. I can't tell you how many boxes of this shit I've thrown in the trash.
I need an intervention - can you help?? I'm perfectly open to being slapped around, or to suggestions, or to having a "hit" man (though not one charged with death) being sent my way....