This man's penis must be in the point and laugh category

So, I got my unfill today, but... Man!  he did not want to give it to me.  The only thing I can think of is that he takes someone wanting an unfill as a personal afront to his manhood.  Perhaps he thinks it's like having to admit he made a mistake or something stupid like that... you know how touchy some men can get...  All I can say is that it was a hard sell, though one I never doubted for a second I'd win.

Some highlights....
When I told him I'd been vomiting both food and liquids - first he asked with all kinds of derision in his voice things about whether or not I was eating way too fast, or not chewing enough.  I was able to calmly explain how I'd been a little worried about the size of the fill and had been extra careful with all of that.  He moved on to questioning me about whether I had switched to liquids for two full days after I vomited.  (um... well I did switch for one day, but that was because I was so swollen, nothing else could possibly pass through that little opening - and I think living on liquids for 2 out of ever 3 days, since I was vomiting nearly every time I ate solids is not what the band is all about you dorko - but maybe that's just me)  I didn't actually say that part to him.  I just told him what a great guy he was and how much I wanted to give him a blow job.

So when that line of questioning failed he asked how much I was eating at any one time and I told him I was not able to eat a half a cup (Which I totally thought would work for him as he's always preached eating 1/2 C at a time).  He told me it certainly wasn't necessary to be able to eat 1/2 C of food.  (yeah, okay, maybe it's not, but what if I just want to be able to eat at least that much?)  Again, I praised his manhood and he continued...

Questioning how often I am eating.  He's a firm believer in three meals a day and nothing else, but I answered honestly that I eat five or six small things each day.  He was horrified.  If you are eating 1/2 C six times a day that is WAY too much food.  (Okay, give me a fucking break.  You can't possibly think - based on quantity alone - that a total of 6 C of food in a day is entirely too much).  I convinced him I wasn't eating anything even close to 1/2 C each time.

After a little more sucking up and sucking off (okay ew, not really).  He finally gave me the .5cc unfill that I wanted all along.  No question this guy's a moron, but at least I got what I wanted this time.