Tonight's Jase-ism

I'm at my computer at one end of the kitchen table and Jason is at the other end doing his homework.  He looks up and is staring at me for a few long minutes and then said....

You look so weird right now because you're wearing what you'd sleep in (I have on gray sweat pants and a pink long sleeve t-shirt) and really fancy earrings (just some drop earrings I wore to work today) and your awesome new glasses (I love my kid).  If I put my hand in front of my face and only look at your head you look like a librarian, but if I put it down you look like a mom (said with much derision).  He lifted his hand again and said... (in a funny high squeaky voice) "look it's Ms. Sypanski" (the school's librarian).

(shaking my head) he's so my kid...



Then... the husband asked Jase if there was anyone else he wanted to invite to his party and he said yes - Will Smith.  I just stared at my kid, because I had no idea if he was making a joke or not.  He started cracking up and said - really... that's the name of a kid in my class.  I said - ok so you're not talking about the rapper?  Dan said - he's hardly a rapper.  I said - he used to be one.  And Dan said all horrified.... that would be like describing Shatner only as an actor.

Oh the horror.