A couple of quick Ricky-isms

Her - do they have chicken parm in a kids' portion?

Me - well even if they don't we can still get it for you and you can eat left overs tomorrow if you want.

Her -  that's true too (her favorite filler thing to say).

Me - would you also like a salad to go with that?

Her - that's what I was saying.  Why don't I just get the chicken parm and a salad and not get any spaghetti.

Me - um... we haven't yet mentioned spaghetti - but you're telling me you don't want it.

Her - right.

Me - ok

Her - just the chicken parm and a salad with blue cheese.

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(a big roll of thunder sounds, rattling the windows)

Her: is it going to thunder tonight?

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He wasn't the kind of guy who went to the hospital.  He never, ever went.  Well, unless he was going to die, then he'd go.