No matter how it seems to be going down....
You. Can. NOT. Eat. Eggs. In. The. Morning.
And really, maybe not ever. But seriously idiot... don't do that again!!! What? Are you crazy? Did you not say to yourself as you were making breakfast for Jack and Ricky - "you can have some bacon, but you can not have eggs." You said that, didn't you? Yes you did, you idiot!!! Did you listen.. uh.. what do you think? AND!!!! Not only did you have eggs (and the fact that it was probably less than 1/2 an egg worth is wholly irrelevant!) you had a piece of toast.. or half a piece anyway.. too.
Jesus you're a stupid idiot sometime.
4 comments:
Love this!
yup..been there done that :). Amazingly I can eat a little egg now but no toast chaser :)
xxxooo
It is very sad that we cannot eat eggs! I especially love poached eggs and toast with lots of butter, salt, and pepper. Maybe it's for the best that my band doesn't like them?! LOL
Oh my! I am just picturing you stuck right now!! I hope it passed quickly.
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